The villa aficionado
villa (n) – a large and luxurious residence
aficionado (n) – a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime.
In fact, I see it more as a job. And believe me, like all jobs it has its high and low lights. However, I’m a certain sort of traveller, the sort that doesn’t consider a hotel room (regardless of pool size 14 stories below, or is that up?) a holiday. Sure, hotel rooms have their place – fine for a business trip, great for a quick shop-a-thon, a clandestine affair if you must, but definitely not what constitutes a holiday.
A holiday in a villa, ah, quelle joie, now we’re talking!
Imagine multimillion-dollar properties filled with every conceivable comfort, every luxury that suddenly becomes your (yes, your) very own home for the duration of your stay? The staff, the butlers and the private chef are there for just for you. Your own home, only infinitely better. Welcome to the world of Luxury Villa Holidays.
For a week or more a year live like a star, a sheikh, royalty or a trust fund child, it’s escapism at its ultimate best, it’s also totally affordable and even legal. Here are 10 reasons why I think nothing beats Luxury Villa Holidays.
1. Price
You may think at a glance renting a villa is miles more expensive than any 5-star luxury hotel, well think again (calculator if you must). A five-bedroom multi-million-dollar villa in the heart of uber-trendy Seminyak, Bali, with all the bells and whistles, staff, chefs, drivers, private pool, gardens costs a fraction of what you would pay for 5 bedrooms at any hotel in the same area. It’s actually cheaper! Go figure?
Villa LeGa in Seminyak
2. Transfers
You’ll be met at the airport, not by some contractor but by one of their professional full-time drivers. These guys know way in advance exactly how many of you in your group, where you are staying and how to get there. They will carry your bags, secure the kids in a car seat (yes, they have those) provide you with an ice-cold towel (believe me it was a nice touch) and a bottle of re-hydrating water just before you expire from the heat.
3. All villas are fully staffed
That’s not just someone to make the bed and clean the bedroom for an hour in the morning, that’s someone to make you a drink, grab your suntan cream from the bedroom, someone to make you a reservation in that great restaurant, someone to watch the kids while you have a massage. There’s also someone who watches over the property while you sleep day and night. And there’s another someone (in fact quite a few someones) in the kitchen all day preparing your meals, and yes those someones have already done all the shopping and remembered to get the right tonic water you requested.
The friendly and professional staff at Villa Lilibel
4. Privacy
You can see, or not see the staff as much or as little as you want. It’s your holiday and you decide how much pampering and attention you can possibly manage. Personally, for me, there is no max and every one of those someones becomes a somebody and friend before I go home.
5. Exclusivity
All the amenities in the villa are for your exclusive use, you are free to use as often as you choose, though I don’t recommend more than 10 hours a day of sunbathing, table tennis, massage and eating if you want to wear the same jeans on the return flight home.
Fancy a movie marathon? Featured here is Cinema Room at Villa Bayu Gita.
6. Sole Use of Facilities
This is my personal favourite. The ownership of my own personal space. No wretched early riser kicking down to the pool hours before you and ‘claiming’ the best position poolside. It’s your sun-lounger. In fact, they are all your sun-loungers. Share as you see fit.
These loungers are all yours. Featured here is Arsana Estate.
7. No fixed timings
Meals are served at times to suit you. So, if champagne breakfast at 11 AM, lunch at 3, cocktails at 9 and dinner at 10 is what you feel like, then that’s what you’ll have on your luxury villa holidays.
8. Dress Comfortably
There’s a certain freedom in not having to dress up every time you step out of your room. You’re on vacation, after all. In a private villa, there is no one (who you don’t already know) on the next balcony peering into your room or starting up a conversation over the railing. Want to eat breakfast barefoot in pyjamas? Sure, go ahead. Luxury villa holidays let you decide your wardrobe depending on comfort, not rules and regulations.
9. Entertain like in your own home
Without any of the work ( I also really, really like this bit). Dream up the dinner menu, give the shopping list to the chef, and then pop back to the pool, have a massage and then get ready to party. When it’s all done and dusted, fall into bed in the knowledge that every last dish, glass and napkin will have been spirited away before you awake the next day. Heaven huh?
The villa’s private chef to cook all your meals and feed your guests.
10. Cocoon
You may never explore the destination because you may just decide, like me, to stay locked in the surrounds of your villa. This one could be slightly tricky, but my advice is to buy postcards of tourist attractions and photoshop yourself in if necessary. My friends fall for it every time. You also may decide that you never ever want to leave your villa and go home, but you MUST. Trust me, they insist.
Why leave when the beach is right in front of your swimming pool? Featured here is Villa Kailasha.
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